Pickle Toothpaste

Bored with that minty fresh taste in your mouth after brushing your teeth? Well, maybe you would prefer the crisp, briny flavor of pickled cucumbers, er, pickles, when you brush with this cool new Pickle Toothpaste. This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved. An unbelievable find for pickle lovers, but these dills probably aren't Kosher.