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Lump Of Coal Soap

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This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this Lump Of Coal Soap. This realistic looking lump of coal is actually a bar of soap in disguise. Each lump is handmade and molded from casts of actual coal handpicked from a rail yard using skin softening Vegan glycerin and scented with notes of damask rose, geranium, sweet orange honey, vanilla, patchouli and honeyed pipe tobacco. It's presented in a festive holiday drawstring fabric bag with a "You've Been Naughty" tag. I think this is Santa's elves soap of choice up in the North Pole.

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