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Instant Kilt Beach Towel

Instant Kilt Beach Towel

The cool new Instant Kilt Beach Towel is a 100% cotton beach towel that wraps around your waist and looks like you're wearing a real Scottish kilt. It features the traditional tartan design and comes complete with the sporran and pin. If you wish, you can wear your swimming trunks underneath, but a true Scotsman wears nothing.

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