Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
A set of four easy to use chopsticks that look like giant wooden clothespins, act like clothespins when turned, and double as handy toaster tongs as well.
Instantly press and store 8 perfect hexagonal quarter pound burger patties that stay individually sealed to prevent freezer burn and stack in the freezer.
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
This simple, compact, and versatile piece of wool felt is a full blown playground of excitement for cats.
Test your current knowledge, without the aid of a smartphone, by trying to answer simple questions about things you oughta know with this fun trivia game.
Press a hand towel, bath towel, wash cloth, or whatever towel you wish into the silicone jaws to hold it in place and then give it a simple tug to remove.
This handy hamburger press creates perfect homemade burger patties with an adjustable thickness by simply pressing down on a spring-loaded plunger.
This whimsical cat playhouse is shaped like a retro, space age rocket ship constructed from strong, recycled cardboard.
Slip it on, turn on the built-in fan, and instantly transform into a giant inflatable foil-wrapped Hershey's Kiss complete with a white flag plum on top.
This cool new snow globe is for festive minimalists who want to see snow and only snow swirling around inside a freshly shaken snow globe.
Save space this holiday season (and spare the life of a tree) with this flat, wall-hanging Christmas tree with lifelike faux pine stems and festive ornaments.
This vertical bonfire builder securely holds firewood upright at an optimal angle for burning and has a top section that can hold camping cookware as well.
Drop a block of tofu into this sleek stainless steel press, place it on a dish to collect the excess water, and then lower the 6 pound weight down on top of it.
Fill this little volcano with vinegar and water, place it in your filthy microwave oven, microwave on high for 7 minutes, and then wipe it clean with ease.
Protect, store, show off, and sanitize your finest kitchen knives in a double-take-inducing way with this magnetic knife block with built-in UV lights.
Water will slowly seep through the terracotta surface and the plant's roots will then grow towards and attach themselves to it to soak up only what they need.
