This mega cache of zombie apocalypse survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang, and 1 axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case.
This climate-controlled walk-in cooler stores up to 30 cases of beer and 4 kegs and includes a built-in beer dispensing kegerator on the outside wall as well.
Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes... More
This super-powered 40 million candlepower flashlight/spotlight can not only light up the night and your neighbor's house with its advanced high-intensity discharge... More
This fur felt fedora is faithfully styled after the wide-brimmed hat worn by Dr. Henry Indiana Jones, Jr., famed archeologist and adventurer from the Indiana... More
Class up your BBQ with this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.
These aren't your everday, ordinary mini fridges, because these are cleverly disguised as elegant wooden end tables that blend in seamlessly with the decor.
Officially licensed replica of Obi-Wan Kenobi's cloak made from 100% heavyweight wool and based directly off the actual movie costume designs found in the archives... More
A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.
Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
This cooler holds a 5-liter keg and has an integrated tap that allows you to draw tavern-style draught beer with a creamy head from a kitchen countertop or home... More
Give your trailer hitch a sense of humor.Take one of these critters for a ride on your trailer hitch, while providing a third brake light for added traffic safety.... More
Provides elegant protection from sun and rain while grilling. Grill fearlessly!
The CarCapsule is a clear vinyl bubble that seals your car, truck, boat or motorcycle away from the elements and keeps it looking fresh and new.
A tough mini fridge that's designed to inconspicuously blend in with with the rest of the toolboxes in your garage/workshop.
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Wouldn't having a set of bouncing Giant Foam Dice like these be really cool? Each of these jumbo, but lightweight foam die measure in at 16 inches and actually... More
This powerful and portable 20 million candlepower spotlight throws out a super bright beam of light from a stay-cool 120-watt halogen bulb that's perfect for... More
The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing... More
This is the only rideable, three-wheeled cooler with a 500-watt electric motor that propels the unit up to 14 mph, and it has a fully-insulated bin that accommodates... More
