Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.
I'm not sure what to do with cool Full Bottle Wine Glass. It can be used to simply decant your whole bottle of wine, it can be a great gag gift for a wine lover... More
Green Head Headquarters here in Chicago is now basically buried in snow after last night's crazy snow storm. I like snow, but geez. I know a lot of you readers... More
I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher... More
That fresh from the can, unmistakable dreamy scent of Play-Doh has finally been bottled and is now available in a cologne spray. I'm totally buying a bottle... More
It's the holidays, it's time for delicious cookies and it's also time for cookie theft. Yes, it goes on in every home, the children sneak away all the good Christmas... More
plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches... More
I have the old corded Retro Phone Handset and I think it's hilarious and extremely functional at the same time. I love the classic design of those old phones.... More
A realistic hard rubber and plastic grenade that emits extremely loud sonic sounds to drive someone absolutely nuts. Just pull the pin and it's armed, toss it... More
I would love to have a real monkey here at Green Head Headquarters all dressed up in the latest Green Head Gear and hanging out at the watercooler. Well a real... More
Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely... More
I was recently stuck in a massive traffic jam heading back to Green Head HeadQuarters and saw something that made my day much more interesting. A big truck in... More
I thought these cups that look like they are crumpled up paper cups were kinda cool and unique. Hand over a drink in one of these Crumple Cups and you'll definitely... More
You can make 10 Lego ice bricks at a time in the flexible silicone tray. The kids will love having Legos in their drink and I will love stacking the ice bricks... More
The most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented!
This cool fridge magnet set includes all seven of those dearly beloved pieces ready to hold up all your loose papers in various configurations. Best of all,... More
Remember the evil threat of getting a lump of coal in our stockings if we were bad? Well parents, it's time to follow through on that threat and give little... More
I think the market is closing in fast and all of the last missing niche products have finally been realized. Yes, they now make toupees for bald babies and I'm... More
Everyone who has ever watched television knows about those black bars they add across people's eyes when they wish to remain completely anonymous. Well now you... More
If you enjoy your coffee with cream, sugar or other exotic flavors, you need to check this out. It may look like an ordinary stainless steel coffee mug, but... More
Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret... More
