This Valentine's Day, give your sweetheart beautiful red roses that will last forever, after they assemble them, with this cool new LEGO Roses set.
This extended version of Monopoly is designed to take the longest time ever to win since the properties have been multiplied by 3, there is only one die (no more doubles), no more auctions are allowed, and nobody wins ... Continue
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of use for two people.
In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may or may not be worse than Hades. Or maybe it was ... Continue
If you're tired of running out of toilet paper at the absolute worst of times, need way more firepower when TPing someone's house on Halloween, or just want to give your overweight cat a real workout, look no further ... Continue
These cool new Hand Forged Steel Roses will stand the test of time - just like your love (optimistically speaking).
Sinister Christmas card plays an overly merry stream of holiday jingles... for over 3 solid hours... with no way to shut it off. If they try to press the button to turn it off, it only gets louder and ... Continue
A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.
