Sisyphus Floating Toilet Paper Shelf
In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was not only a cunning yet deceitful trickster, he also cheated death, twice, and blatantly defied Zeus, who then punished him to endlessly roll a large boulder up a steep hill in the underworld only for it to roll back down once at the top... forever and ever for eternity. This pointless, futile labor is now known as a Sisyphean task, which you can now contemplate in the bathroom while looking at this cool new yet quite ancient-inspired Sisyphus Floating Toilet Paper Shelf.
This double-take-inducing floating metal shelf is tilted at a steep angle with a silhouette of Sisyphus at the bottom seemingly struggling to hold and push up to 6 rolls of toilet paper back up. Unlike his punishment, the rolls won't come rolling back down if he ever reaches the top though, which is good. Besides rolls of TP, it can also hold rolled-up hand towels, tissue boxes, potted plants, and more. π§»πͺ¨πͺ