Armadillo Bread Bin - A Loaf of Bread Deserves Nothing Less!

I have never seen any real reason to own a bread box unless you make fresh, homemade bread loaves. If you keep your store bought bread properly sealed in the bag, then you really shouldn't have too many problems. If some goes stale, well then you have something to feed the birds. Do bread boxes even keep the bread fresh? Well, who knows and who cares because I have completely changed my mind and have to own this cool new Armadillo Bread Bin. It vaguely resembles an armadillo, looks more akin to armor from medieval times, is the single coolest kitchen object you could ever own, and it even stores bread too! You don't need one, but come on, look at it, it's a total object of desire!