Tag: Forever (12) | Newest
This gigantic Forever Roll of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper is 32X the size of a Charmin regular roll and will last multiple users up to a month at a time.
This floating bathroom shelf is tilted at a steep angle with a silhouette of Sisyphus at the bottom struggling to push up to 6 rolls of toilet paper back up.
This is a real rose dipped in pure 24-karat gold that will last for an eternity, unlike a real one that will just wilt up, drop its petals, and die.
This huge 30 inch tall animated zombie with red glowing eyes infinitely climbs up and down a 10 foot ladder when leaned up against your haunted house.
This whimsical yet possibly terrifying animated Halloween decoration has a little Frankenstein endlessly climbing up and down a purple ladder to spooky tunes.
This Valentine's Day, give your sweetheart beautiful red roses that will last forever, after they assemble them, with this cool new LEGO Roses set.
This extended version of Monopoly is designed to take the longest time ever to win since the properties have been multiplied by 3, there is only one die (no... Read More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... Read More
In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may... Read More
These cool new Hand Forged Steel Roses will stand the test of time - just like your love (optimistically speaking).
Sinister Christmas card plays an overly merry stream of holiday jingles... for over 3 solid hours... with no way to shut it off. If they try to press the button... Read More
A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.