If you want to be a ghost for Halloween, forget the sheet with holes, become a Class 5 full roaming vapor and a real nasty one at that, when you become the voraciously... More
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
This intriguing bottle of soda pop is not just carbonated briny pickle juice from a jar, it actually blends the unique taste and aroma of a sour dill pickle... More
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
While normally a beverage made from soil wouldn't sound very tasty, this one simply mimics the earthy mineral flavor and adds a touch of pure cane sugar sweetness... More
This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
Little brown-striped hard candies that taste just like delicious homemade gravy.
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.
This exotic concoction of a condiment fuses bananas, tomato puree, chilli, raisins, vinegar, honey, cinnamon, pepper, and nutmeg into a sweet and savory sauce.
Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.
These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded... More
This limited edition Jones Soda combines the compatible flavors of peanut butter and grape jelly into a wondrous carbonated beverage.
Once your filthy, germ infested smartphone is inside, three germicidal UV-C bulbs turn on to quickly destroy up to 99.99% of harmful bacteria, viruses, and microorganisms... More
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
