Dumpster Fire Zen Garden
Are you mentally tired of the endless daily out-of-control chaos and disasters that seem to be happening everywhere, online and offline, all of the time? Well, when you reach your can't even level of the day, possibly 5 minutes after waking up in the morning, it's time to bring those stress levels back down to normal with this cool new Dumpster Fire Zen Garden. Yep, this calming zen garden has the traditional tray of sand and decorative rocks, yet also includes a big flaming dumpster with working lids, a bunch of trash-loving raccoons, a hissing opossum, a trash can and lid, a bag of garbage, banana peels, a pizza slice, bent tin cans, and one old boot to arrange in any way that helps you bring order to the chaos and reach a state of blissful serenity. Hmm, what else can be said except, "Everything is fine."
