This massive 8 foot tall statue of a male Silverback Gorilla is realistically sculpted, cast in sturdy fiberglass resin, and has a giant outstretched palm for... Read More
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... Read More
Need a unique chair for the living room, a bench for the garden, or just want a commanding seat at the dining table?
These fun straws/stirrers are made from colorful, striped hard candy sticks with a hole down the center in cherry, strawberry, caramel, and green apple flavors.
This nearly life-sized E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial stands 3 feet tall, is made from foam rubber and latex, and is meticulously hand-painted in realistic detail.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... Read More
These slightly terrifying giant ghost statues are named Gilford and Gilbert and are made from durable all-weather resin instead of the messy ectoplasm and bedsheets... Read More
When these fanged faux marble busts detect motion in a room, they come back to life and carry on different conversations with each other, complete with moving... Read More
After you've finished carving up your pumpkin ripped away from its family in the patch, show off your masterful butchering skills by pushing it down on the metal... Read More
Not only steers rain water away from the foundation of your home and out onto the lawn, it's also a funny little bear statue that unfortunately has a downspout... Read More
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... Read More
This lifesize Abominable Snowman / Yeti statue is almost as cool as the real thing when it's standing in your backyard staring over the fence at the neighbor's... Read More
Unleash this towering 7.5-foot replica of one of the most terrifying werewolves ever from director Joe Dante's 1981 werewolf flick, The Howling.
Do you believe in Bigfoot? Well, now you can finally look it directly in the eyes and take all the grainy pictures you want when you plunk this cool new Bigfoot... Read More
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... Read More
This whimsical little elephant connects to a garden hose and sprays water up and out of its trunk or just doubles as a unique garden sculpture.
Whatever you do, try not to look this creepy couple in the eye or you just might die of fright, especially if they move.
This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.
When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying,... Read More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
Although the fearsome dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years in the late Cretaceous Period, that doesn't mean you still can't display a massive Triceratops... Read More




















