Jellied Cranberry Sauce from a Can-Shaped Silicone Cup
Forget the vegetarians and vegans causing a fuss, the inevitable political arguments, the disagreements over how to best cook the turkey, having to deal with irritating, button-pushing family members, trying to argue over the sound of someone carving the turkey with an obnoxiously loud electric knife instead of simply learning how to use a quiet, civilized carving knife, and a million other potentially problematic heated issues that will arise this Thanksgiving, because the true battle is over the type of cranberry sauce that will be on the dining table.
There's always some picky hillbilly who insists on having that hideous jellied cranberry sauce that plops out of the can, in the exact same ridged-shape of the can, rather than enjoying real homemade cranberry sauce. Is it you? Are you the canned cranberry enthusiast? What is wrong with you!? I bet you get your way too and then don't even eat a single bite of it while everyone else at the table glowers your way as they try to choke that jellied cranberry slop down. I don't even like to say or think the word "jelly", it's utterly disgusting.
You know, there is a way to deal with this yearly cranberry sauce war. I've found that the best solution is to make actual cranberry sauce that's fit for humans (and doesn't look like it came from a dog food can) and then simply dish that up around the ridged canned cranberry plop in the center so everyone is sort of happy. Ugh... I mean you spend all this time trying to make a fancy Thanksgiving dinner only for that disgusting tin can-shaped, cranberry-colored jelly blob to ruin everything. I just don't get it. What is wrong with you people!? It's just horrifying to look at, let alone eat it.
Anyways, the canned jellied cranberry sauce lovers of this world can now enjoy that disturbing molded can shape anytime they wish or in lieu of elegant stemware on Thanksgiving when they drink from this cool new Canned Cranberry Sauce-Shaped Silicone Cup from FRED. This double-take-inducing drinking vessel looks just like canned jellied cranberry sauce that has slid out of the can with a slurping thud, except it's actually a flexible silicone cup. It holds up to 14 ounces of your favorite hot or cold beverage, is made from unbreakable BPA-free silicone, maintains the classic can ridges inside and out so you can use it as a baking or crafting mold, and it doubles as a flower vase as well. It also makes a great gift for certain people, can be used for dinner table pranks, and won't hurt very much if someone whips it at you when some other blow-out fight erupts.
Hmm, I'm sure it looks tasty to some and they might not know the difference, but please do not eat this jellied cranberry sauce from a can-shaped silicone cup. Gobble! Gobble! 🦃
