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Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts

Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts

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This Thanksgiving, skip the boring formal attire and dine with your family and friends wearing something a bit more factual and interesting like these cool new Thanksgiving Nutrition T-Shirts. These fun t-shirts have nutrition labels on the front for tasty foods like turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, pies, gravy, rolls, mashed potatoes, wine, and many, many more. Perfect for your family to dress in whimsical matching attire and a definite conversation starter / diversion that won't end in a typical un-winnable argument about politics.

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Pie Birds - Prevent Deflation, Boil-Overs, and Sagging Crusts
This cool new Pie Bird actually dates back to Victorian times when it was used to vent steam from a baking pie to prevent deflation, boil-over of fillings, and sagging crusts.
Jones Soda - Tofurkey And Gravy Soda
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now serving up Tofurkey And Gravy Soda with an uncanny taste of roasted tofu, stuffing and meatless gravy!
Jones Soda Turkey and Gravy Soda
Jones Soda Turkey and Gravy Soda has returned in a limited edition special release run of 35,000 individually numbered collectible bottles to give you a taste of Thanksgiving turkey dinner early.
Screen Repair Tape
Have a little tear in your screen door or window screen? Well, instead of wasting money and replacing the entire thing, just patch it yourself using this cool new screen repair tape.
3-Tier Oven Baking Rack
A convenient three-tiered oven rack that allows you to bake up to three heavy casserole dishes or pies alongside a large roasting pan.
Gravy Candy Canes
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
LEGO Dried Flower Centerpiece
This rustic LEGO building set for adults is a large 812 piece model of a colorful dried flower centerpiece for the dining table.
Brach's Turkey Dinner + Apple Pie and Coffee Candy Corn
This tasty mix of fun candy corn flavors replicate a full course Thanksgiving dinner with roasted turkey, green beans, stuffing, cranberry sauce, apple pie, and even coffee.
Thanksgiving Turkey Hats
Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
This disturbing yet quite attention-grabbing hoodie features a highly realistic 3D all over printed hairy torso of the legendary missing link, Bigfoot.
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it doesn't resist blood spatter, so be sure to bring extra sheets of plastic and have an alibi ready!
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
This fun wine bottle cover is styled like a real cotton sweatshirt complete with a zippered front.
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
While it may look like a normal stylish hoodie on the outside, on the inside you'll stay toasty warm from heat generated by built-in carbon fiber heating elements in three heating areas in the left chest, right chest, and mid-back.
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead terrorist wore with the bloody words written on the chest by John McClane, Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho.
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
The mysterious island from the television show LOST must have thrown us all into some alternative flash-sideways timeline where the show has now been renamed FOUND!
Thanksgiving Nutrition Label T-Shirts
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded protection, patched shoulders and elbows, a knight's helmet hoodie, and a handy kangaroo pocket that probably won't hold a broadsword.

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