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Green Army Man Garden Gnome

Green Army Man Garden Gnome

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Whether it's weeds, animals, annoying neighbors, or tacky lawn ornaments, your yard needs proper protection and this cool new Army Man Garden Gnome is ready to go to war for you at a moments notice. This funny garden gnome with a bazooka on his shoulder is made from weatherproof hard resin and posed and colored green like a retro green Army man toy. Plastic pink flamingo sighted... FIRE!

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