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Bacon Candy Canes

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Does anyone actually eat candy canes? I think I've had like one or two in my entire lifetime and I really wasn't all that impressed with the traditional red and white peppermint flavored swirl. The best way to get candy canes consumed is to flavor them like bacon. Yes, these cool new Bacon Candy Canes taste like bacon and look like normal candy canes. Nothing says the holidays like sucking on festive swine-flavored candy after gorging yourself on a Christmas ham. They also make fun pranks for the rare, unsuspecting candy cane lover.

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