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Giant Fifth Avenue Nutcracker

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The cool new Giant Fifth Avenue Nutcracker is perfect for guarding the gifts under the Christmas tree and cracking open even the largest of nuts. This nearly life-size guardsman is reminiscent of the sentries that stand watch along Manhattan's famed shopping district, stands nearly 5' tall and is made from solid New Zealand pine. Don't be surprised though, because it just might attract the Sugar Plum Fairy and the wrath of the Mouse King every night when you shut off the lights.

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