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Mile High Kit

Mile High Kit

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? Well, if you plan on becoming the newest members of the exclusive mile high club, you might want to bring along the cool new Mile High Kit. This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need while getting busy in an airplane bathroom, like hot cinnamon mints, massage oil, personal lubricant, a feather tickler, a blindfold, a personal "massager", 3 condoms and more. You might get a few hurried knocks on the door if you take the time to use all three condoms and you should probably skip hanging the included "do not disturb" door hanger. I wonder if you'll get curious looks as this goes through the x-ray at security.

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