Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

Unlike other fountains, this one has a dragon perched on top of it with water (possibly drool) flowing from it's fanged maw instead of the typical fire breath.

A 100% bristle-free grill brush made from heavy duty stainless steel chainmail, just like the protective armor that knights wore, that safely cleans all types of grill grates including ceramic, porcelain, and cast iron without scratching or leaving dangerous bristles behind.

No matter whether you enjoy reading tales of high adventure, fantastical medieval quests, or maybe just a non-fiction book about swords throughout history, these cool new Sword Bookmarks are the perfect way to save your place in the story.

When bringing a bottle of wine to a party, carrying it into a medieval battle for enjoying after the carnage or just overprotecting it deep down in your wine cellar dungeon (I want one), simply slip it into something more comfortable like this cool new Chainmail Wine Bottle Bag.

A massive four-level medieval cardboard castle for cats that provides them plenty of room to explore, play, climb, nap, scratch, hideout, nap again, give you dirty looks from the high ground, and plan devastating sneak attacks from.

Add a medieval touch to your home, office, or castle with one of these cool new yet quite medieval Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bins styled after 12th century great helms, aka helmets.

Whether your pampered cat is already ruling your home like a king or queen or is just your little princess, then upgrade their meager pet bed to something a bit more fitting their royalty like this cool new Cat Castle.

Forged from cast iron, this knightly suit of armor fireplace tool stand includes a mighty battle axe-shaped fireplace poker, brush, shovel, and grate lifter.

This cool new yet quite medieval birdhouse lets your favorite feathered friends upgrade their simple peasant nests to something a bit more stately.

A heavy duty, cast iron fireback for a fireplace that not only protects the masonry of the firebox and helps reflect warmth back into the room, it also has a terrifying fire-breathing dragon imprinted onto the front of it.

This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.

Every spooky haunted home and haunted castle needs a matching haunted birdhouse to scare away all the other wildlife in the backyard and/or cemetery.

If you're a hardcore gamer, a modern day warrior or just asleep at the keyboard, you're going to need a shot of this Health Energy Potion to boost your HP and restore your dwindling energy.

This toilet is built from the wood of a massive ash tree, includes a candle holder, ashtray, armrests, a high-profile seat back and a bell to ring when you finish!

Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head. Take marketing department!

My simple boring wastebasket here at Green Head HQ is a about to get replaced, because I have found its worthy successor. The Claremont Helmet - Lidded Bin is basically a knight's helmet from a suit of armor reworked into the ultimate medieval wastebasket. Simply lift up the visor and toss in your litter. I don't think this can ever be topped as far as cool wastebaskets go, this is really way up there.

This medieval cheese serving set includes a wooden shield board crafted from solid beech wood, a spear-shaped spreader for soft cheeses, a single-headed axe knife for semi-hard cheeses, and a double-headed axe for hard cheeses.