To use, just pull the natural cork stopper out with your teeth... don't throw.... just pour and get proverbially bombed.
This massive 8 foot tall statue of a male Silverback Gorilla is realistically sculpted, cast in sturdy fiberglass resin, and has a giant outstretched palm for... More
These laboratory-quality, borosilicate glass Erlenmeyer flasks are perfect for decanting wine, spirits, or whatever you want to aerate or swirl around with a... More
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
Freezes ordinary water into monstrous undead zombie hands scary enough to cause regular ice cubes to melt themselves.
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... More
These unique stainless steel cookie cutters to create giant 7 inch snowflake-shaped cookies with intricately detailed patterns usually only made by professional... More
Dress up your houseplants for the holidays, because... I don't know, it's funny.
This giant handcrafted plush reindeer reproduction magically comes to life and begins to speak and sing songs through it's animated talking head. If you're 150... More
Nothing kills you home's curb appeal more than a bunch of hideous trash cans. Put some pants on them and enjoy the approving honks from cars passing buy and... More
This monstrously festive inflatable Christmas tree stands over 10 feet tall and has 12 different color-changing light effects controlled via a handy remote that... More
This fun kit includes everything you need to bake up tasty sweater-shaped cookies that can be adorned with as much garish edible holiday flair as you can cram... More
These fun aviation-themed ceiling fans are designed to mimic the front of P-40 fighter jets used during WWII with three painted tip propeller blades and the... More
This reclaimed 60 gallon French Oak wine barrel has been converted and refinished into a massive ice chest that can hold up to 100 pounds of ice, beer, sodas,... More
This Halloween, everyone will know your house is handing out candy when they see the soft glow of this cool new Wicked Witch of the East Leg Lamp gleaming in... More
Whimsical side table handcrafted from recycled metal depicts a courteous kangaroo holding up a tray for you to set down drinks (Foster's) and a handy front storage... More
If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.
This nonstick, aluminum baking pan makes a three-dimensional cake in the shape of a spooky skull with a scary amount of detail.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
This hideously fanged, antique-finished cast aluminum drink dispenser is the perfect way to satiate any monstrous thirst throughout the season of the witch and... More
A set of 6 spooky severed hands (unfortunately, not from real corpses) that seem to reach out from the Earth and illuminate as markers along your driveway or... More
This metal hand not only holds back curtains, it may also induce frightful double-takes as it seemingly reaches out from behind them.