At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!
While a baby moving around inside a pregnant mother's belly may be quite magical, I imagine the delighted Ooos and Ahhs will turn to screams of sheer terror... More
If you're a sucker for bacon, these tasty pork pops made with organic, sustainably farmed bacon, sweet and delicious Vermont maple syrup and loaded up with as... More
Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You'll like him!
These amazing double-take-inducing ski masks have ultra-realistic HD printed animal faces on them complete with floppy ears.
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
This giant inflatable eyeball is perfect for bouncing around in the pool, at concerts, the beach, the office, an eye doctor's waiting room, or anywhere really.
This overly festive glass beer mug is wrapped in working LED Christmas lights that feature three lighting modes: solid, fast, slow... and off.
Just slip this fearsome marine predator over your hand and it's safe to go back in the oven!
Unlike a boring old plain shower curtain, this one has a shadowy figure reaching out to forever haunt your bath time screened on the front!
Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!
The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
Fun soap dispenser molded in the magnified shape of the Rhinovirus, AKA the common cold!
When you wipe your mouth, place under a cocktail, or toss into a fireplace, these Filthy Rich Money Napkins are sure to cause a few shocked double-takes.
Ever been utterly infuriated that you cannot see the television for a few seconds while drinking a beer from a glass? Well, there's finally a solution.
Highly detailed and hand-painted sculpture of the mythical sasquatch attaches to a tree to scare your neighbors and provide a photo op for monster seekers wandering... More
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!
When you're not surfing the web all day at work, clicking on the endless Facebook LIKE buttons on every website, you can now rubber stamp your approval of things... More
The perfect way to protect your hands while preparing a boiling pot of delicious Dagobah rootleaf stew, barbecuing up a feast when Darth Vader decides to stop... More
Transform an ordinary corn on the cob into a miniature baseball bat that you can either swing around or just munch from single-handedly.
