This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... More
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
Part metal art, part chandelier, and all bite, this fearsome low poly-inspired (the polygon mesh in 3D graphics) geometric shark is handmade from faceted metal,... More
This massive life-sized Great White shark statue measures over 12 feet long, is handmade from high quality resin and painted with highly realistic detail, and... More
This huge, 6 ft Great White shark replica is cast from designer resin, realistically hand-painted, and posed to make it appear to be swimming through mid-air.
This enormous faux great white shark trophy head with its ferocious jaws agape is made from designer resin and finished with realistic UV-resistant hues.
This Halloween, greet the trick-or-treaters in a terrifying yet friendly kind of way by placing this giant 8 Foot Animated Talking Skeleton on the front lawn.
Combines the comfortable functionality of a chair with the uncomfortable terror of a massive human skull.
This massive 9.5 foot tall animatronic werewolf statue will tower over your front lawn this Halloween and terrify all who get too close.
This voracious umbrella holder has a terrifying design inspired by a great white shark with its huge jaws opened wide to shove a few umbrellas, canes, or harpoons... More
You don't see a lot of terrifying ferocity in most essential oil diffusers, but you'll be running for your life with this fire-breathing dragon one.
This handmade felt laundry hamper is shaped like a fearsome shark with a voracious hunger for dirty clothes... and any arms that might reach in to get them.
You no longer need to be employed by a ruthless super villain to have Jaw's metallic set of teeth that can bite through anything!
This sculptural outdoor side table is handcrafted by artisans in Bali from reclaimed oil drums to look like a little alligator.
This large three-dimensional shark sculpture is constructed from hand-hammered recycled metal complete with a sisal rope for hanging by its rear fins.
This large and quite sinister jack o' lantern bowl is handmade from foam and latex with realistic fang-like teeth, eerie sunken eyes, and a gnarled, rotting... More
A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
This 20V cordless chainsaw has safety in mind first and total tree limb decimation second as it safely cuts wood up to 4 inches thick, up high or on the ground.