This is possibly the world's hottest single piece of bubble gum that's made with 16 million Scoville Heat Unit chili pepper extract... there is no 17!
Not feeling the Christmas spirit this year? This black as coal glass ornament features the festive word Meh right there for everyone to see.
These monstrous push pins are nearly 7 inches long and have a large, colorful wooden depressor on one end and a dull-tipped plated metal pin on the other.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
Stay calm and remember your medical training as you remove the weapons from this poor soul. But operate with care, because one false move and you're in for a... More
Most dogs are already winterproof, but when his regular old fur coat just doesn't look trendy enough anymore, you may want to get him something more fashionable... More
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
This no-nonsense doorstop may look like a vintage lead weight, but it's constructed from slightly less heavy, yet equally effective, weighted aluminum, iron,... More
Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them... More
Hey kids, want to be able to launch a water ballon clear across a football field? You can with the Water Ballooon Giant Slingshot! Now, imagine what you can... More
These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!
A cute little white plastic brick with a face made of LEDs. The tiny microphone in the base picks up sounds in the room, whether it's music, or your loudmouth... More
A fun, whimsical and modern take on Mother Nature's original design!
This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!
The cool new Horntones MP3 Car Horn let's you mod your car horn to play any LEGAL sound you want.
Ladies, when you gotta go, simply whip out this disposable, waxed cardboard urine redirection device that allows us to discretely pee standing up.
You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.
A reproduction of an old telephone, but with modern features like caller ID, call waiting, etc... plus, it's cordless!
An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
Calamete is a uniquely designed Japanese fork modification made especially for spinning your favorite noodles with ease due to its projecting thumb piece that... More
