Forget mindless apps and boring shampoo bottles, this toilet paper tome gives you some real edge of your seat entertainment.
My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
The undead rotting hand of a zombie ripping up from beneath the soil of its seemingly final resting place to simply help you hold and display your finest bottle... More
These lifesize, anatomically correct human skulls aren't made from bone, they're hand-cast from the finest Belgian chocolate in a mold taken from a genuine human... More
Every lawn needs a giant octopus seemingly rising up through the blades of grass to terrorize the garden gnomes, neighbors, and guests.
Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer critter lurking in your booze!
Is that wall behind your sofa, headboard, bathtub, litter box, or whatever seem to be missing that certain decorative something?
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
Here's something you don't have.
If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.
This creepy, wall-mountable bottle opener replicates the bloody fangs of a thirsty vampire, possibly Dracula, out of heavy-duty cast iron. Just insert a bottle,... More
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
The more interesting way to illuminate your mad scientist laboratory.
This creepy giant tree decoration has positional branches/arms, moans through its gnarly knotted open mouth, and emits an eerie soundtrack full of haunted sounds... More
This creepy jar contains soil, castings from real human metatarsus and phalanx bones, and cuttings from grave clothes. It may or may not be haunted too, but... More
These creepy coffee mugs may look like a handle was jammed onto the skull of a recently dug up long dead corpse, but they're actually hand cast from durable... More
Whether it's Halloween or even the middle of Summer, this gigantic 12 foot tall inflatable arachnid-looking monster thing will undoubtedly make your home the... More
This lifesize Abominable Snowman / Yeti statue is almost as cool as the real thing when it's standing in your backyard staring over the fence at the neighbor's... More
What happens to cute little gingerbread men when they get bitten into by a zombie? They turn into zombies too of course.
Unleash this towering 7.5 foot replica of the infamous werewolf from the movie, The Howling.
Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
A human skull-shaped ice bucket that holds 54 oz of ice where the brains normally would be.
Since it's almost Halloween, it's time to take down your plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament eyesores for the year and put up these cool new Zombie Flamingos... More