After working hard with your hands, wash away all that stubborn grime and grit with this rugged, badass soap that smells like gasoline, motor oil, and exhaust.
This life-sized, illuminated sculpture of the most famous disgusting green blob in cinematic history appears to be flying through a wall to come and slime you.
This replica of the Martian's atomic ray gun lights up with blue LEDs, plays space weaponry sounds, and shoots out an illuminated green mist laser blast.
These hilarious straws are extra long and designed to reach the bottom of standard wine bottles so you don't miss a single drop of your favorite vintage
This handmade blowfish-inspired ceramic coin bank is covered in sharp hand-shaped spikes to thwart thieves and you from looting your meager savings.
These planters are a sinister fusion of botanical elegance and extraterrestrial terror that pay homage to the infamous Ovomorph eggs from the ALIEN movies.
This whimsical FAUX teddy bear fur Christmas stocking is shaped like a dog bone and can hold plenty of little stocking stuffers like treats, bones, and toys.
A 1/6 scale miniature working replica of a full-sized illuminated Coca-Cola vending machine from the 1980s that also doubles as a mini fridge.
A soft microfiber lens cleaning cloth that looks exactly like a rough sheet of 60 grit sandpaper.
Flaming tropical tiki torches are fun, I guess, but tiki torches made from a grisly faux human skull (hopefully faux) are so much cooler.
This Gigantic Inflatable Octopus Arm stands over 14 feet tall and satisfies the age old question of what couldn't you do with a massive inflatable octopus arm.
This giant poster-sized 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle is shaped like a miniature Sasquatch AKA Bigfoot and has no square corners and no straight edges.
Warm yourself up in the sizzling embrace of fried bacon strips with this realistic bacon strip throw blanket made from soft, non-greasy flannel fleece.
