This handy plush Santa hat has a stainless steel bottle opener built into the puff ball at the end.
Bow ties that are handmade from 100% natural marble stone that are hand-cut and hand-polished into truly unique fashionable neckwear.
Transform your boring old human feet into fun and furry cat or dog paws depending on your preferred pet preference.
Yep, a stylish little woven scarf is now available for your funny feline friend during the cold winter months or when ever you want to chuckle at their mortified... More
Cats are way too proud to be dressed up in funny costumes and hats, but it's usually worth the risk of future wrath when they look so adorably cute in them.... More
This hilarious yet quite imposing cat armor is handcrafted from durable veg-tan leather and features riveted, articulated plates, dorsal spines, and overlapping... More
This sinister black t-shirt has a huge evil grin graphic printed on the front that ominously glows blue in the dark.
Is it a giant robot turtle shell? Is it stealth body armor from the future? Is it for astronaut spacewalks? Nope, just a sleek backpack with a strong futuristic... More
While it may look like a normal stylish hoodie on the outside, on the inside you'll stay toasty warm from heat generated by built-in carbon fiber heating elements... More
This ugly Halloween sweater is made from 100% acrylic yarn and is adorned with a bloody hockey mask with a machete stabbed through the eye. It's quite festive.
Whether you're hosting a dinner party at Wayne Manor, attending a party at Dracula's castle, stylishly getting into the frightful spirit of Halloween, or are... More
This festive Christmas sweatshirt sends a stern warning to all the super naughty ones out there on the verge of getting coal or worse in their stocking from... More
A soft and comfortable sleeping bag for two that looks like a gigantic pair of pants.
Just insert a green unripened avocado into the sock and the natural lanolin and warmth of the wool will quickly ripen it evenly, gently, and fashionably in only... More
During the freezing cold winter months, fashionably dress your cat for the weather with one of these cool new Fleece Cat Scarves.
This monstrous inflatable costume transforms the wearer into the mighty King Kong, minus being over a hundred feet tall of course.
Party like a captain and fill yourself with Christmas spirit, literally, at your next holiday party when you slip on this cool new Captain Morgan Ugly Christmas... More
A use has finally found for the pointless necktie. At first glance... from a slight distance, these cool new Bev Ties may look like stylish ordinary neckties,... More
These dashing, attention-grabbing metal bow ties are handcrafted from a single sheet of brass, come in a variety of 3D textures and finishes like 14K gold, 925... More
The first and only wrist watch handcrafted from reclaimed American Oak whiskey barrels that were used to store whiskey for up to four years.
Just unroll these preventative shoe rubbers over your expensive sneakers and enjoy 99.9% protection from the mud, rain, and who knows what. They're even ribbed... More
