In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming... More
Nothing could be more fitting for a bust or terrifying to behold than the severed head of Greek mythology's most venomously evil creature, Medusa!
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
What you're looking at is not a terrifying scene from a 1950s horror movie about massive, genetically mutated, killer felines destroying a city, it's just a... More
While these mummies may look like they're made from real ancient Egyptian bodies wrapped up in bandages, they're actually crafted from sturdy foam, metal, and... More
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!
A menacing, motion-activated sheeted spirit with glowing red eyes that grows from 5 feet to 6.5 feet tall, shakes from side to side, and makes ghostly sounds.
These decorative floor rugs from a galaxy far, far away are made from the lightsabered hides of the vicious fictional snow monsters lurking in the caves of the... More
Whatever costume you're wearing for Halloween, forget it, nothing is as creepy, disturbing and bizarrely cool as the new Horse Head Mask!
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Massive 84 inch long inflatable jungle feline is viciously realistic and perfect for scaring those waking from hangovers, tossing around in the pool, filling... More
It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive,... More
You don't need to trek high up into the Himalayan mountains to see an Abominable Snowman, just slip on one of these cool new Yeti Hats!
The cool new Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle will surely bring you some good luck, probably steal your gold and maybe even pour you a pint of green beer this St.... More
It would be quite a shock for the average unknowing coffee drinker to stumble upon a terrifying tentacled octopus staring back at them wickedly from the dark... More
This huge life-sized demonic hellhound / loyal minion of Gozer the Gozerian doesn't have any possessed humans inside, but does have sinister glowing red eyes... More
This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!
This ghoulish creature has a grinning jack-o-lantern head attached to a shredded cloth body with creepy outstretched gnarled root hands.
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
