You never know when a lethal ninja could suddenly appear to slice you up, like at dinner, so always be prepared for battle when you eat with these cool new NunChops... More
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's even more mighty when there are two pens attached by a metal chain and wielded like iconic Japanese nunchakus.
A perfect replica of a bank's courtesy pen, complete with the ball chain still dangling off the end.