It may look like one of those normal scented candles in a glass jar, but upon closer inspection has a lovely picture of a dog heaving and a label describing... More
This minimalist handcrafted table speaker has a beautiful ceramic horn design inspired by old-time gramophones yet integrates modern day hi-fi components and... More
A modern, double-walled mesh bowl designed for showcasing fruits, nuts, candy, and more or just acting as a decorative catch-all.
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
Inspired by the classic Spanish Barcelona chair, the cool new Coffee Sack Butaca Chair and Footstool is handcrafted from the tropical Guatemalan hardwood Machiche... More
This summer, as the sun goes down in the evening, add some flickering illuminated ambiance to your backyard patio or deck with these rustic lantern cages.
The red ball shows the hour, the white ball shows the minute, and they both magically circle around in the water like a traditional analog clock via two rotating... More
Whether it's Halloween or you're just in that kind of mood, illuminate the darkness with this macabre skeleton hand candle set.
A unique beer growler shaped like an old-fashioned cannonball that is handmade from weathered stoneware. While it can't be launched from a cannon, it can easily... More
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
This unique plant produces a continuous supply of tiny clusters of edible pixie grapes right in a patio planter - no vineyard required.
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
It may look like a small decorative slab of wood on your nightstand, but with a simple tap or clap of your hands, it displays an analog face that tells the time... More
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
This fun bean bag chair looks like a massive, realistic baked potato complete with a pat of butter satin pillow (chives cost extra).
This unique pendant lamp may look like a fluffy cloud hanging down from the ceiling, but upon closer inspection is unexpectedly crafted from zippers.
