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β±οΈ Umbrellas
This triangular canopy provides shade and blocks up to 90 percent of UV light during the day and illuminates at night with 100 solar-powered starry LEDs.
π Halloween
Before you carve up another innocent pumpkin snatched away from its patch, check out these cool new Handmade Terracotta Jack O' Lanterns instead.
β Coffee
A sleek, modern bedside alarm clock with a built-in automatic gourmet coffee / tea maker on top.
π Halloween
This frightful Halloween candelabra features three highly realistic winged bats rising up from a mossy, tree-like trunk, each carrying a faux taper candle.
π Optics
These convenient wearable binoculars are worn like eyeglasses and let you keep your hands free while providing up to 10X optical zoom magnification.
β³ Timers
Drop this little red man in boiling water along with the pasta and it will sing different melodies at 3, 7, 9, and 11 minutes to alert you when it's al dente.
πΈ Barware
Take your enjoyment of martinis and other cocktails to elegant new heights, literally, with these cool new Extra Tall Martini Glasses.
π Pizza
Actual slices of pepperoni pizza are freeze dried to transform them into light and crispy snack chips that you can enjoy anytime, anywhere.
π Bakeware
If you love hamburgers and making things from scratch, then make healthier homemade buns before the next cookout with this Silicone Mesh Hamburger Bun Pan.
π§ Ice Cubes
The unique geometric jack shape melts slower than a traditional cube to help prevent diluting drinks and it just looks way cooler in a glass.
π½ Food
Long Neck Avocados only grow in the Caribbean islands and small pockets of southern Florida and can reach up to 13 inches in length and weigh more than a pound.
π§Έ Toys and Games
This fully automatic gel blaster is designed for teens on up to blast each other in battle with high velocity hydrated rounds that burst on impact.
π Halloween
This Halloween, trick-or-treaters and passers-by will be left spellbound as they gaze up at this inflatable coven of massive 12 foot tall witches.
π§ Seasonings
When you absolutely, positively have to dispense freshly ground black pepper in the most epic way possible.
π§Έ Toys and Games
This powerful, fully motorized NERF blaster holds up to 100 rounds, fires at speeds up to 110 fps, and has tactical rails to hold extra rounds for fast reloads.
π§ Cheese
This kit includes everything you need (minus the vodka) to recreate the cheesy VELVEETA Veltini cocktail at home.
β Cups
These glass drinking vessels look like actual light bulbs, minus the light, and feature metal socket screw caps, flat bottoms, and include reusable straws.
πͺ Survival
They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.
π¦ Pools
An inflatable pool raft that looks like a gigantic block of instant ramen noodles floating around in your pool. Massive packet of ramen seasoning not included.
π Halloween
This spooky orange insulated foam can holder looks like a smiling jack o' lantern on one side and has the the phrase Get Smashed on the other.


















