Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... Read More
These slightly terrifying giant ghost statues are named Gilford and Gilbert and are made from durable all-weather resin instead of the messy ectoplasm and bedsheets... Read More
When these fanged faux marble busts detect motion in a room, they come back to life and carry on different conversations with each other, complete with moving... Read More
After you've finished carving up your pumpkin ripped away from its family in the patch, show off your masterful butchering skills by pushing it down on the metal... Read More
Not only steers rain water away from the foundation of your home and out onto the lawn, it's also a funny little bear statue that unfortunately has a downspout... Read More
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... Read More
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... Read More
This whimsical little elephant connects to a garden hose and sprays water up and out of its trunk or just doubles as a unique garden sculpture.
Whatever you do, try not to look this creepy couple in the eye or you just might die of fright, especially if they move.
This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.
When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying,... Read More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
Although the fearsome dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years in the late Cretaceous Period, that doesn't mean you still can't display a massive Triceratops... Read More
There's nothing wrong with an old-fashioned piggy bank, but if you want something tougher, more menacing and not so obvious protecting your rainy day savings,... Read More
This ghoulish creature has a grinning jack-o-lantern head attached to a shredded cloth body with creepy outstretched gnarled root hands.
This ancient, undead pyramid dweller has escaped an Egyptian tomb and is now looking to spend the afterlife sitting, standing, or just lying around your place!
This nearly life-size wooden sentry is perfect for guarding the gifts under the Christmas tree and cracking open even the largest of nuts!
This is the lifesize statue of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz that repeats the classic phrase - I'll get you, my pretty... and your... Read More
Inside this ventilated cheesecloth-covered mason jar sits a hand-captured lucky Irish Leprechaun on a little bit of his forest bedding.
This 3/8 inch thick, pencil-edged, round tempered glass end table is held up by a cool Sumo wrestler sculpture named Basho. It's something you definitely don't... Read More
