Chipotle Cilantro Soap Bar

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December 13, 2024

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Up to 14% of the population, including me, have a superior genetic variation in our olfactory-receptor genes that makes us correctly perceive that coriander, AKA cilantro, tastes exactly like biting into a bar of soap. In other words, 86% of the population are clearly less evolved and have a primitive, less sophisticated palate. So while they enjoy putting this disgusting, soapy weed in their food, I'll be lathering up and scrubbing my backside with it in the shower instead with this cool new and very limited edition Cilantro Soap from Chipotle Mexican Grill. Hmm, I wonder what a bar of soap tastes like to a cilantro lover? Please don't eat the soap or put it in your burrito. 🌿🧼🌯

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