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JONES Soda - 2024 Halloween Soda Pack

JONES Soda - 2024 Halloween Soda Pack

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Jones Soda has unleashed their terrifying...ish collection of 2024 Halloween Sodas in a 12-pack that includes 3 of each: Werewolf Piss (chocolate-orange), Zombie Juice (green apple), Bloodsucker (strawberry-lime), and Ghoulish Grape. One flavor stands out over the others though. Werewolf Piss! I guess werewolves must have to take a leak at some point during a full moon, but do they do it standing up, lifting their leg, or squatting? It's something interesting to ponder as you sip a full bottle of it. Even weirder is that it has a chocolate-orange flavor, so somebody had to taste test actual werewolf urine to make sure the flavor was accurate. Hmm, just make sure to serve up ice cold though, because nobody wants to choke down warm werewolf piss-flavored soda. *howl* 🐺

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