Hands-Free Binocular Glasses

Give yourself super eyesight when you put on these cool new Hands-Free Binocular Glasses. These handy wearable binoculars let you keep your hands free while providing 3X zoom magnification for sightseeing, sporting events, bird watching, concerts, live theater, operas, watching TV, covert spy missions, and much, much more. They feature fully multilayer-coated green film objective lenses, adjustable eyepiece spacing, focus adjustment rings, and include a neck strap and ear keepers. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if you put these on and then looked through regular binoculars at the same time?