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Star Trek Chateau Picard Wine

Star Trek Chateau Picard Wine

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If you're a wine lover that's just as excited about the new StarTrek: Picard show as I am, then your excitement is about to go to Maximum Warp with these cool new Star Trek Wines. This collector's pack of wine includes one bottle of 2016 Chateau Picard Cru Bourgeois Bordeaux (bottled at the ACTUAL Chateau Picard in France) and one bottle of a 2017 Special Reserve United Federation of Planets Old Vine Zinfandel.

Hmm, now I can believe that the 24th century Chateau Picard vineyard from Star Trek: The Next Generation just might be the same one that actually exists here in the 21st century, so a 2016 vintage might be worth quite a bit in the future. Maybe it's all true!? However, outside of time travel, I'm not sure how a United Federation of Planets 2017 vintage could make it back to the present day. Maybe Earth has been swllowed up in the Nexus or something? That might actually explain a lot lately.

Anyways, there's a cool new Jean-Luc Picard Star Trek show coming soon and this set of fine collectible wines from a possible future timeline will be most welcome while watching. Plus, isn't wine way more enjoyable than tea, Earl Grey, hot? Engage!

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