Retired Napa Grapevine Coasters

When you have to visit a home full of coaster people, you know, insane people who absolutely flip out, scream and cry if you set down a beverage without a coaster, well you need to bring Clumsy Coasters to have a little fun with them. When they aren't looking, set down your vodka tonic on a Clumsy Coaster, which looks exactly like a clear liquid fake spill and wait for the fun. Soon you will be the center of attention as the coaster people reveal themselves, erupt into a screaming mess of tears and anger, pointing and accusing, only to realize that their precious table was protected all along and they are exposed for the uptight weirdos they truly are.

These 8-bit inspired, double-sided drink coasters look just like classic Nintendo NES Cartridges that many of us remember fondly.

Crafted from the same Horween leather used to make an NFL football, these circular coasters are sure to give your drinks a good grip and prevent them from spilling and slipping all over your nice furniture on game day

Keep your coffee or tea hot all while filling your home or office with the aromas of either cinnamon and cloves or coffee beans when you set your mug upon one of these cool new Scented Drink Warming Coasters.

These heavy duty coasters are made from cement combined with non-toxic recycled ash to make them ultra water-absorbent and heavy enough to prevent them from sticking to your glass.

Combining the best of a cupholder and a coaster, this innovative one-size fits all, anti-spill drink-holding device also secures down to smooth surfaces with a strong micro-suction base and leaves behind no residue when moved.

You won't need a giant bottle opener for these cool new Giant Bottle Cap Coasters, but you'll definitely need some beers to set on them.

This innovative alternative to table coasters is a weighted silicone cupholder with a tacky base that drapes over the arm of your sofa or armchair to securely hold your favorite hot or cold drinks within easy reach.

Repurpose empty wine bottles into decorative windowsill gardens that grow edible flowers or fresh herbs instead using this hydroponic bottle garden growing kit.

These gorgeous coffee tables are handcrafted from 60-100 year old retired grape vines from Napa Valley, California's premiere wine growing region, and then topped with glass to allow the beauty of the rustic vines beneath to be fully viewed and enjoyed.

It's a festive and fun little Santa Claus hat for your wine bottle, what else can be said?

This fun little bottle stopper looks exactly like a mini plunger stuck on the end of your wine bottle.

These festive wine bottle covers are hand knit in India from chunky yarn in an oversized cable knit pattern, just like a sweater.

If you find yourself walking the streets and hitting the bottle or just heading to a little get together, now you can at least keep your wine properly chilled and better concealed when you slip it into this cool new insulated wine bottle bag.

These freezable gems are made from polished rose quartz and help to keep wine and other beverages elegantly chilled without dilution.

This miniature iron chandelier holds five taper candles in its hand-painted gold / hand-applied gilt patina pearl cup candle holders and perches atop an empty bottle of wine.