Black+Blum Ultra Heavyweight Tape Dispenser

The cool new Black+Blum Ultra Heavyweight Tape Dispenser is a total no-nonsense, hardcore tape dispenser that weighs in at a hefty 2.2 lbs due to its exterior aluminum shell, inner cast iron core, and forged stainless steel blade. If this was an ancient weapon, your enemies would all have fallen before it, but since it just dispenses tape, you will be able to pull and cut single-handedly and have the wisdom that you possess one of the finest tape dispensers from all across the land. Guard it with your life.