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Whale Bottle Opener

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While real whales gently skim through the oceans eating plankton and krill, the cool new Goodly Whale Bottle Opener prefers to viciously rip off bottle caps instead. This fun bottle opener is shaped like a miniature whale and is handmade from silver plated brass. Most bottle openers aren't too interesting, but with this one, you'll have a whale of a time.

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