If you feel like time is just speeding by, make it seem like it's dragging checking it on this cool new Alcatraz Wall Clock. This prison wall inspired clock has unique digits that look like the numbers etched from a prisoner whose days are just crawling by. It doesn't actually slow down time of course, but it would be an evil clock to hang in a classroom, office or anywhere with people who have issues with the time. Available in black or white and makes a great gift for corrupt Illinois Governors.