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Dexter Splatter Apron

Dexter Splatter Apron

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Whether you're slicing and dicing in the kitchen or a kill room, protect your clothing from splatter using this cool new charismatic serial killer approved Dexter Splatter Apron. Yep, Showtime continues to find all new fun ways to milk the merchandising opportunities from their hit show Dexter and this item is actually quite handy and stylish in a morbid sort of way. This black apron is made from splatter-proof vinyl, just disregard the decorative blood, an adjustable neck strap for optimal protection and the Dexter logo so nobody thinks you're completely disturbed. If you want to be extra neat, cover your entire kitchen in plastic before you start brutally hacking, puncturing and hmm, stirring.

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