Titanium Straw

You deserve the very best life that life has to offer, but if you can't afford the yachts, fast cars and a few politicians in your back pocket, then why not enjoy a very small taste of it when you suck from the ultimate in drinking utensils, the cool new Titanium Straw. Like the name says, this simple yet luxurious drinking straw is made from super strong, food grade titanium that is tasteless, odorless, non-corrosive, non-allergenic and low in thermal conductivity to resist getting too cold or too hot - it's just right. It's reusable too, so it pays for itself eventually if you're the type who goes through a mega ton of tacky plastic straws.

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