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Castle Key Bottle Opener

Castle Key Bottle Opener

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This cool new Castle Key Bottle Opener may or may not unlock any medieval dungeons, drawbridges or chastity belts, but it's hefty brass forging will definitely open a bottle of your favorite brew after a long day of jousting with sorcerous co-workers, battling the tyrannical evil boss and treacherously commuting home as slow as it is even possible from far, far away corporate lands of total boredom.

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