Castle Key Bottle Opener

This cool new Castle Key Bottle Opener may or may not unlock any medieval dungeons, drawbridges or chastity belts, but it's hefty brass forging will definitely open a bottle of your favorite brew after a long day of jousting with sorcerous co-workers, battling the tyrannical evil boss and treacherously commuting home as slow as it is even possible from far, far away corporate lands of total boredom.