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5lb Bag of Shredded U.S. Currency

5lb Bag of Shredded U.S. Currency

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Wow, I guess the value of a U.S. Dollar really has tanked. For only $45, you can get a giant 5lb Bag of Shredded U.S. Currency containing approximately $10,000 worth of Shredded U.S. currency notes! These notes were removed from the manufacturing process prior to delivery to the Federal Reserve System and have not been monetized. It makes great confetti at tea party tax day rallies, packing material for your stuff as your evicted from your foreclosed home, a funny gag gift for the homeless or just an excellent firestarter for the rich and famous. If you're unemployed, have a roll of scotch tape and plenty of time to kill, it also makes a great puzzle!

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