Good Morning Sir - Talking Alarm Clock

January 22, 2009

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"I'm delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world's approval? Thank you, sir."

Begin your day with the cool new and exquisitely proper Good Morning Sir - Talking Alarm Clock. Rather than waking to the sounds of deafening bells, sirens and beeps, this one awakens you to the sounds of gentle birdsong, followed by a discreet cough, then the words "Good morning, Sir" and then finally a message from the charming, dry and proper Englishman, Stephen Fry, who reprises his role as Jeeves, a gentleman's gentleman. This classical alarm clock features substantial wood housing, hand finished with a black laquer, a glass front to protect the hands, a light for late-night time checks and high-spec voice chips for superior voice quality. Jeeves has around 130 or so different sayings, which is more than enough to have a new one every single morning for six months, before they start repeating. It also includes a 90 second restful call for sleep when its time to retire for the evening. Brilliant!

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