This classy, Victorian-style cottage has been miniaturized down to songbird size and features timed interior lighting to make it illuminate at night, two distinct... More
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
Combines a wheelbarrow, a wagon, and a dump truck to become a heavy duty yard and garden cart with quick-release dumping action.
Heavy-duty cover keeps your central A/C unit outside covered in the off-season to protect it from leaves, ice, snow, rain, birds, and other debris from collecting... More
If you have money to burn and really love to bowl, now you can become the bowling ball itself when you step inside this cool new Human Bowling Ball.
Why use a garden hose water filter? It's perfect for healthier watering of plants, gardens, pets, and livestock, filling up kiddie pools, giant pools, hot tub,... More
A patriotic wooden birdhouse illuminated with red, white, and blue star-shaped LEDs.
Innovative hand pruners easily cut through stems and branches using a patented ratchet mechanism that multiplies your strength up to 700% when pruning!
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
A handmade, heavy duty fire pit constructed from 14 gage steel with three metal dragons flying / spinning around above the flames below.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
This hardcore, all-weather garden hose is constructed from a 304 stainless steel alloy that allows it remain fully flexible while being nearly indestructible.
This innovative high-tech wheelbarrow can transport up to 200 pounds of mulch, rocks, soil, etc. all around the backyard on two self-propelled pneumatic 10 inch... More
An innovative push and pull broom with curved bristles that allow you sweep and rake up a variety of materials across a variety surfaces.
A massive 18 foot tall inflatable Frosty the Snowman for your front lawn that illuminates with a dazzling kaleidoscopic display of multi-colored lights.
This unique handcrafted mahogany bird feeder is designed to fit on a windowsill to let you and your hungry cat watch birds feast on seeds right inside your home... More
This innovative synthetic ice rink simulates skating on real ice using your standard ice skates and can be placed almost anywhere there's a solid flat surface... More
The powerful scent of citronella in this handmade 100% soy wax candle will form an effective defensive shield around you and your guests during its 80+ hour... More
On game day, show some team spirit and put up one of these massive inflatable football players on your front lawn, in your living room, at a tailgating party... More
This versatile, multi-purpose canvas apron has a deep kangaroo-style pouch pocket on the bottom with quick release clips to easily empty it out.
