Heavyweight, six foot tall replica of the infamous Moai stone monoliths of Easter Island!
What better way is there to illuminate a kid's bedroom or guest room than with an ominous red floating balloon that not only casts a sinister red glow over everything,... More
Standing almost 6.5 feet tall, this massive totem pole for your home has fun tiki faces and symbols carved all around its durable faux wood designer resin constructed... More
This realistic lifesize reproduction of King Tut's ornate sarcophagus stands over 6 feet tall and opens up to reveal 14 storage shelves to place all your tomb-raided... More
Suffering from a terrible cold? Well, your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell when you pull a tissue from this cool new Hellraiser Puzzle Box / Tissue... More
This huge life-sized demonic hellhound / loyal minion of Gozer the Gozerian doesn't have any possessed humans inside, but does have sinister glowing red eyes... More
If you've never gotten the opportunity to spend the night and be brutally murdered in the Bates Motel from Psycho, the Overlook Hotel from The Shining, or in... More
This summer, if you plan on taking the whole tribe cross-country, the 1983 Wagon Queen Family Truckster is your automobile.
A whimsical miniature Iron Throne inspired by the one from Game of Thrones that's designed to seat any soft or hard boiled egg that is hopefully not a dragon... More
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
This magical lifesize replica of the enchanted rose given to the prince by the enchantress is propped up in a dome that can be illuminated from beneath via a... More
These non-firing silver bullets are minted from one Troy ounce of pure .999 fine silver into the shape of a .45 ACP bullet.
After you unleash a legion of Goombas, Koopas, and other assorted minions on the Mushroom Kingdom, loot all the coins, and kidnap a princess, be sure to take... More
Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you love those iconic architectural water towers dotted around on the rooftops of New York City, then check out this cool new Alessi Water Tower Kitchen Container... More
A fully-functional vintage style reproduction of the original heavy duty iron padlock that includes two giant skeleton-style keys as well.
This holiday season, literally ring up the Christmas spirit with these four synchronized Santa ornaments that strike tuned brass bells to play up to 35 classic... More