How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
A Jack Daniel's whiskey bottle that's been upcycled into a brilliant soap dispenser for your man cave's wet bar sink or bathroom.
This winning bottle chiller is forged from pewter to look like an antique trophy that you may as well put on your bookshelf to store in between uses.
This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.
When you want to futuristically illuminate your drinks and protect precious furniture from the evils of condensation at the same time, look no further than these... More
These next generation foam fingers have gone to the third dimension, look like massive real hands with huge in-your-face pointing fingers, and are officially... More
Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this... More
If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.
That fancy schmancy modern day shaving cream can will only be good as target practice when you whip up a real man's lather using this handcrafted, high grade... More
Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.
Bookends that create the illusion that a deadly ninja warrior has impaled a katana sword through your ancient bound-paper literature.
Just take a cedar stick from the box, light it on fire, blow it out, and then let the incense-like smoke of a rugged roaring campfire waft over you. *deep sniff*... More
A hardcore sledge hammer with an unbreakable handle and a highly visible green drop forged 46 HRC steel head designed to utterly demolish or unleash a pinpoint... More
perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick... More
A handy mini folding knife disguised as a regular key that fits perfectly on a keychain.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast... More
A multi-purpose mini keychain tool, so you'll never be without a Phillips driver, small flat driver, medium flat driver, bottle opener, pry bar, lanyard ring,... More
If you're searching for the absolute finest in handcrafted lunch bag quality, look no further.
When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.
Concrete coasters with hexagonal patterns that act as conduits to wick condensation away from glasses and cork bottoms to protect the table.
