Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.
A traditional wooden clothespin with a handy built-in bright LED light at the end for using as a versatile clip-on flashlight or book light for night reading.
A silicone ice cube tray that makes 4 ice cube-shaped RMS Titanic ships and 4 ship-sinking matching icebergs.
These huge balls are just like the little bouncy balls found in the vending machines of yesteryear that cost only a quarter, except these are massive, hypnotically... More
Giant cooking chopsticks for deep frying, stir frying, boiling, steaming, flipping, stirring, scooping, serving, wizards, and grabbing things from a distance.
Sure it will take a couple hundred years to reach it's peak height of 300+ feet tall and 50+ feet wide, but knowing that your little Giant Redwood tree is going... More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
These gigantic 7 inch diameter googly eyes work just like the typical little googly eyes, plus they glow in the dark too.
Want to make tasty homemade popsicles and look ridiculous at the same time?
This full deck of massive playing cards are 10x the size of the standard ones. This changes everything...
This cool new Giant Bendy Straw Inflatable Pool Noodle Float will either help keep you afloat in the pool this summer or it will attract thirsty giants who,... More
Do you love pumpkin spice everything, have chapped lips, and tend to lose things? This giant organic pumpkin spice lip balm is 4X larger than regular tubes!
A gigantic grilling spatula for flipping a single monstrous hamburger, multiple normal-sized burgers, large steaks, huge slabs of ribs, or just moving a pizza.
The Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear! Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking.
Perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra... More
Oversized version of the classic candy dispenser that serves up little bone-shaped dog biscuits for your furry best friend.
This spooky silicone mold makes huge 3 x 2 inch skulls made of ice, chocolate, soap, candles, resin, and more.
This massive biodegradable latex balloon inflates to at least 3 feet in diameter or maybe bigger. Water balloon fights will never be the same!
The typical store-bought bagged marshmallow puffs have nothing on gourmet handmade marshmallows like these cool new Peppermint Marshmallows!
Now you can easily grow your own flowering lily pads on your desk in only about two weeks.
After you completely lose your mind, don't invent imaginary characters in your head to talk to, just slap a pair of these Giant Googly Eyes on all your major... More
