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A life-sized statue of Yoda that speaks while realistically moving his head and face, wields a lightsaber back and forth, and includes a Santa and a witch hat.
These miniature steel Sentinel Spheres from Phantasm II have welded on steel blades and are topped with festive red ribbons for hanging on the Christmas tree.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
If the fictional theme park Walley World actually existed, I could see these hefty Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Stocking Holders being sold in their gift shop.
This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
Ever wonder where the idea for the villainous Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came from? Yep, a classic stainless steel pyramid cheese grater!
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
When Freddy Krueger isn't stabbing little meatball heads on a pizza or devouring soul food, he dines with these cool new Freddy Krueger Glove Chopsticks.
This green-tinted glass storage jar looks like an alien flying saucer's tractor beam trying to suck up all the contents stored within.
This life-sized 1:1 replica of the iconic Grail Tablet from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is made from a 3D scan of the original tablet used in the film.
Officially licensed, non-lethal reproduction of the poison-tipped dart-blowing stone wall traps in the heavily booby-trapped temple in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
In the ALIEN movies, despite being so massive, disturbing, and generally terrifying to look at, the ALIEN xenomorph could sometimes hide right in plain sight...
That's no moon... it's a massive beach ball!
Forget the typical jerky and take a snarling bite into a meat stick with an exotic flavor like Werewolf, Mermaid, Unicorn, Dragon, Gremlin, and so much more.
This terrifying Rancor Monster Towel Ring is just like the ones holding up hand towels in Jabba the Hutt's private bathroom...
These silicone ice trays make ice in the shape of the elongated, double-mouthed, and very drooly Xenomorph head or the egg pod that launches Facehuggers at you.
An officially licensed, wall-mountable Terminator head with a handy bottle opener beneath it's chin to crack open a few cold ones to enjoy before Judgment Day.
This lifesize Ewok statue of Wicket can really help tie a room together in your home, treehouse, or home theater. Yub Nub!
A borosilicate glass laboratory beaker with an added handle that transforms it into a scientific drinking vessel for sipping caffeinated beverages.
These 8-bit inspired, double-sided drink coasters look just like classic Nintendo NES Cartridges that many of us remember fondly.
If you're worthy enough to lift this mighty meat tenderizing hammer, you'll be able to beat meat in the kitchen with the power of a superhero god.
